I’m not saying I do, but I am not saying that I do not. In my home, on my breakfast table, I may, or I may not have a gun that shoots butter. If I did have such a thing, it would have a large plastic bellows that you could slam your fist down onto. It would have a little round tank filled with liquid butter, and it would have a nozzle that sprays the butter across the table at the toast.
